WHILE SITTING IN A GOLD CHAIR.

“I put lipstick on a pig,” Schwartz told Mayer of his role in legitimizing Trump.

I don’t have a huge problem with that. When my cats go to the beach they are each held by a different servant. And I can totally tell most of those people apart.

Oh.

A literal humblebrag. Wow.

I read that as: that interview gave me the rags. You're bleeding out of your whatever!!!

Two pieces of garbage blowing in the wind. They are perfect for each other.

BUT WHERE ARE THE GINGERS?

I went to training this week to explain the math common core standards. It was full of teachers and I was one of only three people of color there. The other two women were in my carpool. There is something wrong with that. Students need to see people like them as teachers.

Adobo!

Editorial Nerd Alert! Just kidding... I’m a grammar and punctuation geek too.

hey guys. i’m cooking filipino food tonight. looking forward to it.

Girl... mocking other people’s stereotyped perceived cultures isn’t self-deprecating.

well he tried to pull out last night around midnight. Ass CNN said as a person who takes executive decisions all the time, he couldn’t make one as a” feature president”.

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.

*an moran

Boy this Dana lady sounds pissed! Maybe her husband will take her phone from her for a little while till she cools down.

*U