If you'd like your children to always remember you as an able-bodied adult, you better think long and hard about the grade you assign The Dark Knight Rises tomorrow A.V. Club reviewer.

You do not want to be a touring keyboardist for the Smashing Pumpkins.

You do not want to be a touring keyboardist for the Smashing Pumpkins.

There'd be more fucking Waffle Houses than Subways and Starbucks combined.

There'd be more fucking Waffle Houses than Subways and Starbucks combined.

I wouldn't be surprised if this brief foray into the world of sock design leads to some plum songs down the line. Everybody knows that the best song in the Wu-Tang Clan oeuvre is Wu Wear: The Garment Renaissance, by the RZA.

I wouldn't be surprised if this brief foray into the world of sock design leads to some plum songs down the line. Everybody knows that the best song in the Wu-Tang Clan oeuvre is Wu Wear: The Garment Renaissance, by the RZA.

He must have run out of floorboards from the Hacienda to sell for $500 a pop.

He must have run out of floorboards from the Hacienda to sell for $500 a pop.

I still really like that New Radicals album, so I'm kind of excited that Alexander is apparently coming out of self-imposed exile to do something somewhat high profile.

I still really like that New Radicals album, so I'm kind of excited that Alexander is apparently coming out of self-imposed exile to do something somewhat high profile.

It is Nora Ephron's loss and Zac Efron's gain that Death kind of just speed reads through his kill list.

It is Nora Ephron's loss and Zac Efron's gain that Death kind of just speed reads through his kill list.

Probably, this show doesn't even have a single person from Wings.

Probably, this show doesn't even have a single person from Wings.

I don't know, as far as YA literature goes, I've always preferred Ulysses to The Road.

I don't know, as far as YA literature goes, I've always preferred Ulysses to The Road.

The first two books in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman and the novelization of Taboo IV: The Younger Generation.

The first two books in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman and the novelization of Taboo IV: The Younger Generation.

Thank you.  The AV Club is finally throwing a couple bones to the 'fro fetishists.  It's been a long wait since that Black Dynamite review.