Thank you.  The AV Club is finally throwing a couple bones to the 'fro fetishists.  It's been a long wait since that Black Dynamite review.

Hate to spoil the deux ex machina ending, but I will anyway.  While the Armageddon-style mission may have resulted in failure, the concurrent The Core-style mission undergone in secret by the Russians is a complete success.

Hate to spoil the deux ex machina ending, but I will anyway.  While the Armageddon-style mission may have resulted in failure, the concurrent The Core-style mission undergone in secret by the Russians is a complete success.

I'm sure the movie is a shitpile, but I was still a little shocked to see this snippet from Ebert's review: "By the time this dismal film drags its way to the two hour mark, one begins to wish that Booth had shot Lincoln in the face four years earlier."

I'm sure the movie is a shitpile, but I was still a little shocked to see this snippet from Ebert's review: "By the time this dismal film drags its way to the two hour mark, one begins to wish that Booth had shot Lincoln in the face four years earlier."

Pretty sure that Antony Hegarty daring to cover Landslide will provoke him into burning a few hundred more copies of Middlesex.

Pretty sure that Antony Hegarty daring to cover Landslide will provoke him into burning a few hundred more copies of Middlesex.

Jeez, the fucking title and lyrics to that Amanda Palmer song look like they were stolen from a yet-to-be-released Pink album.

Jeez, the fucking title and lyrics to that Amanda Palmer song look like they were stolen from a yet-to-be-released Pink album.

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds and The Fall would also like to have a word with nickp.

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds and The Fall would also like to have a word with nickp.

I don't know, any time a band enters the 'selling body hair, blood, and collaborating with Ke$ha' period of their career, I think you have to at least consider where they've ended up.

I don't know, any time a band enters the 'selling body hair, blood, and collaborating with Ke$ha' period of their career, I think you have to at least consider where they've ended up.

I only seem to listen to Monster Mash in the fall, particularly around Halloween.

I only seem to listen to Monster Mash in the fall, particularly around Halloween.

Hope they cast Kyle MacLachlan.

Hope they cast Kyle MacLachlan.

Should have asked him about the time he and the rest of Sugar Ray decided to cover John Cale and Brian Eno's "Spinning Away" for The Beach.

Should have asked him about the time he and the rest of Sugar Ray decided to cover John Cale and Brian Eno's "Spinning Away" for The Beach.

I wish New Order had stuck with some of their working titles, instead of classying them up.  "I've Got A Cock Like The M1" is preferable to the eventual title "The Perfect Kiss" and would have surely shot the song straight to No. 1 on the singles charts.  Would have loved to see the sleeve art too.