It’s funny you didn’t realize you were on a tabloid criticizing tabloids.

You Lost. Accept it. Live with it.

I’m still waiting for an explanation on how these creations are possible on a console that has no mouse or keyboard. Seems way more interesting to me than checking a youtube video showcasing the results, as impressive as they may be. (and no I can’t just download the game and see for myself)

You must have alien hands.

Calling this guy a modder seems like a bit of an understatement.

A cow. But indirectly, it’s not like I live on a farm.

That’s a pretty good decision.

Can’t say I’m a fan of the two writers who are leaving but it’s still kind of a bad omen that so many people are moving on.

My guess is new hires will cater to the kiddie, fortnite playing crowd. s/Can’t wait to see even more useless articles about useless twitch streamers and stupid youtubers./s

For once you post something actually interesting and this asshole just attacks you like that. Life is cruel, man...

Is that what pokemons look like now? (I’m too old for this shit and only barely know about the original ones)

Recognize the other lazy guy who painted that half ass background so he can go back to playing pong.

You didn’t expect a jalopnik intern to be able to do basic math now, did you?

Yes.

Well there you go. You just don’t get it. It’s one of those things you can’t be told if you didn’t experience it yourself.
Your goose game is a snoozefest compared to the hype and excitement I used to get looking at game art and screenshots in magazines.

Except it is.
I feel sorry for the kids these days having such bland texts as symbols for what is supposed to be their source of play and fun.

Cool blue PS2 and the original colorful PS 3D emblem are the best.

RIP.

Pika Pika... Pikastuck!!!!!

That’s what she said and look at me now.