Yeah, those rumors have been out there so long at this point it’s tough to shake them, and the whole Olivia-Munn-is-too-hollywood-for-our-aw-shucks-family line of thought seems like thin gruel to me. It would be sad if it turns out he’s closeted because his family (especially that one beasty brother) seem pretty…

Second thought, also no snark - he’s secretly gay and can’t come to terms with coming out, which would explain the first thought.

... the reality of the situation is worse than we might have feared.

This is to be expected. I’m sure Obama would also face a steep learning curve if he had to go from President to full-time internet troll.

I like it. Avoiding the possible disaster by swerving hard into the certain disaster.

I hate that I think he’s hot. Totally would, just no speaking.