Nah, it's just the usual commentary on how Doug's articles are in desperate need of an editor to rein in his rambling.

Stuff that like is why I love that site. And that is pretty much the best description of Kim K I've ever seen.

You guys missed this gem from Badass Digest. It made my morning.

I just don't get people like this.

Since most of this was set in motion before KK announced she was pregnant, I don't think he's dragging things out more out of spite. He also couldn't have known that she was going to get pregnant before things were final and dropping the suit just because of that seems silly when you consider the time and money…

Dennis Haskins came to speak at my college once. He spent the time after his speech hitting on the lady students and faculty, ignoring the dude-bros who actually wanted his picture or autograph, and then showing up at the local bar to continue hitting on students. It was weird and uncomfortable.

Sloths for the win! Kristen Bell has it right.

I love that fox. All foxes. Have some more foxes.

My family grows sweet corn and not eating corn on the cob in the summer was not an option (it was like half of dinner most nights). My sister and I both learned the joys of spending hours picking out corn from those damn braces. Nothing says glamorous like a mouth full of metal and pulverized corn.

My favorite suggestion being bandied around the interwobs right now is Bluer Ivy.

It's not a matter of my personal happiness; I'm actually quite a happy person, with or without Kardashian involvement. I'm somewhere between mildly annoyed and amused. I simply have no interest in hearing about every detail of her pregnancy, birth, and raising this baby and know that it will permeate pop culture and I…

Well played. Well played indeed.

I actually feel bad for that kid. Everyone is going to be fucking sick of it before it's even born.

And the mental picture of that is making me cackle maniacally. And now I'm off to find some brain bleach.

I'm like 97% sure that all Kris Jenner does is count her piles of money and cackle maniacally.

And just like that the Kardashians have ruined 2013 before it even began.

So perfect! I salute you.

I too go bonkers over See's Candy. I hate that I have anything in common with Ann Coulter.

Mr. AFK and I are of the opinion that they shouldn't. We're on board with the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. We had a good run but considering that pretty much everything that ever lived has gone extinct, I don't know why humanity should get to be the special one that lives.

Mmm, go for it fellows!