People are just so sensitive about the survival of our species. Who knew?

Ugh, things like this make me think we deserve to go extinct.

To quote Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.

You articulated what I've been feeling all night. Last time, I was elated and hopeful. 4 years later, I'm older and jaded and just relieved that it's over and that Obama won again.

SO RELIEVED! One more drink and I can happily crash on the couch and prepare to bask in the tears of my conservative co-workers. Also, shout-out to Nate Silver for being an awesome security blanket to many a nervous Jezzie.

I actually kind of dig the Nicki Minaj video. It's not eye-searing neon and her costumes are sort of normal. I'm a sucker for fairy tale set-ups though.

Just gonna leave this here...

Yeah that led to Mr. AFK and I yelling at the TV, "ECONOMICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!"

It's because they're right dammit!

There's Anne Frank and Dragon Ball-Z...and I quote:

Thank you. I just had a crazy laughing session, including hyperventilating and crying after reading this. My cats are terrified.