At least Bush was smart enough to know how dumb he was.

I used to collect old movie magazines from way, way back— think 1920-1940 or so— and one of my favorite (read OMFG!!!) ads from a mid-Twenties tome suggests the use of Lysol for feminine hygiene and “freshness.” I’ll scream myself out now, thanks.

Shut up and vote, troll. Or, if you’re trolling from the Motherland, just shut up.

Actually, won’t this latest idiocy last until a bunch of big bajillionaire corporations complain and the traitor-bloat waddles it back? Just like it waddles back all of its biggest, most-sweepingest idiocies?

You know the number-one way to spot a Russian troll? They lead with “lol.” Just like you, precious. Get on back to licking Uncle Vlad’s butthole, doombot.

Eh, whatfuckingever. Blue-nami 2020, beyotch.

I don’t know how to say “Get stuffed” in Russian. But I’m sure that you do, doomtroll.

I’ll opt for “Grabbers,” thanks. Dumb-creepy Irish fun with gorgeous scenery and lots and lots and LOTS of booze.

I guess it’s better than bursting into flames.

Why? Someone says “OHMIGOD WE’RE DOOMED,” and we all just roll over and die? Get a fucking grip.

That’s nice. Why don’t we stop with the two-bit armchair punditry, ignore the bullshit from Tramp and its cult, and focus on voting and getting others to vote in November?

Right now, I just want the treasonous orange sociopath out of the White House. Can we do that, please, and worry about the butthurt later?

Oh, look at the little baby doomtroll who picked up enough English to make a snotty comment! How sweet!

Yeah, honey. Because all zoos are bad, and you understand ever so much more about the psychology of animals than all the zookeepers combined, etc., etc. For instance, being a gazelle out in the wild where you get to deal with disease and parasites, and finding food and clean water, and staying out of the jaws of…

People in positions of power do ugly power things. Men moreso than women. Either we flush the orange shitgibbon or we don’t. It’s really that fucking simple. You wanna Skype away our future while Tramp and McConnell and Putin finish raping the whole fucking country: fine. Actually, not-fine: fuck you. I’m voting— ENTHU…

I’m accusing you of being a shitbot Russia troll.

Why don’t you get at least halfway through level one of Duolingo English before posting, Ivan? We’ll wait.

Gosh, that’s helpful, you fucking troll. Then again, Uncle Vlad doesn’t pay you to be helpful, does he?

And there’s the “would have”! My Brobot bingo card is full!

Why don’t you go troll at the WaPo for a while, Ivan? The current team is getting tired.