I really wanted to like it. But Ferrell seemed tired in it, and McAdams’ singing was in the end a mashup of her voice and another singer’s (the one scene where she does her own singing was very effective: they should’ve just let her belt her way through the tough stuff), and so I was stuck just getting a kick out of…

So when I charge him, I run a good chance of snapping his wrist or at least a couple of fingers before he can unholster. Cool.

No, you’re doomtrolling. And you need to stop it. 

I am so fucking sick of “’s” to denote plurals. If you’re gonna call someone else dumb, at least get that one fucking thing right: “Karens” and their “equally dumb husbands.” Jesus, I know we don’t know a goddamn thing about science or civics (or is that “civic’s”?), but could we do something we should have nailed by…

Shut up, parasite.

Then we get the rusty pliers and start yanking. Stuff your stupid hyperbole.

Jesus. I would’ve liked to have looked even half as good as McAdams when I was *twenty*-fucking-one.

I like to think at this point that the bloat has overplayed its tiny hand and that its supporters are in their own shitty way simply being polite— i.e., the bloat wheezes “Look: I burned this entire bag of libtard kittens alive FOR YOU!!!!”, and Mr. and Mrs. Bubba roll their bloodshot eyes, grit their gappy meth teeth,…

The shittiness of the movie reviews on these sites is getting clearer all the time. Sorry: did I misunderstand something...?

So the blob believes it can’t get sick if it stands behind a teleprompter. Cool.

As someone who lost a brother to a hunting accident, I openly look forward to the day when I and the Tramp siblings will have that singular experience in common.

Really, Russian?

Oh, come on, dick. The other terror groups are chipping in, too!

... the millions from Bubba in the trailer park who blew his Trump check on another big-boy gun: sure.

Burn yourself down, terrorist.

You’re not a liberal. You’re a terrorist. Get the fuck out of the Twin Cities, you white-supremacist terrorist trash.

Yeah, and let’s all forget about all the people who had to work at those stores, shitty or not. Because “justice.”

As a white liberal, fuck you.

As someone with a family member working at one of the affected stores, let me say fuck you all the way to Mars and back. Fuck you.

“I’m a Russian doomtroll.” FIFY.