Oh, shut up. Or is this where I’m supposed to cater to your hurt Bernie Bro feelings, even though you’re more than obviously a fucking Russian troll parasite?

You probably couldn’t read beyond the first sentence: Google Translate is only so fast at the best of times, comrade.

Serious question: Are you a fucking doomtroll?

Yeah, they’ll blame Democrats. And we’ll blame them. And guess what? THERE’S MORE OF US, AND WE’RE RIGHT.

I remember when places online weren’t infected with fucking trolls. Yeah, I’m that fucking old. Take your doomspeak for a nice long walk off a short pier, Russian.

Why do we care for even a billionth of a second what a bunch of morons think? Fuck those idiots and the orange bloat they blew in on.

Y’know how people holler “It’s ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’!” when women’s bodily rights come under attack, and how it’s all “1984" when Tramp’s idiot admin does anything else? Why has no one noted that the coronavirus situation is “War of the Worlds” and that Tramp and its fascist morons (and, unfortunately, the rest of us,…

Why would Mr. Biden have to “debate” that greasebag asswad? Said asswad is not running for public office; nor is Mr. Biden.

Hey, slipwit, why don’t you find out for yourself what it feels like to have your brains leaking out your ears by wrapping yourself in your self-righteous doomtroll horseshit and taking it for a nice long drop off a cliff? Jesus Christ on a cracker, you fucking dimtit, we need to FLUSH THE ORANGE TURD. That means…

I’m about one hundred and ninety percent certain that darling udun is a particularly adept Russkie. Treat it as such.

We don’t have to sell you on a fucking thing, you fucking Russian troll. 

And that’s so fucking classy. Dickette.

Mint. $180 a YEAR. Then you can laugh at your parents for paying a bajillion dollars a month (not including assorted yak-washing fees and other taxes) to All Tits ‘n’ Travails for that “bargain” family plan.

Wow. You get the Dystopian Fanfic Award for today. Congrats, your mom must be so proud, don’t put your gold-star special-kid sticker anywhere too difficult to scrape off, etc., ‘kay...?

I’m definitely paying attention to the fact that you’re a fucking doomtroll. Why don’t you do something useful, like go catch a meteorite with your face?

Why would you want the grease stain to take on a juvenile bear? Full-grown male grizzlies average two THOUSAND pounds.

try english it’s what’s for dinner Russian

You little preciouses gonna do a troll tip-list for all the candidates or just for Klobuchar? Because this comes across, hands down, as Russian-style rumor-mill backstabbing horseshit of the highest order. “Vote blue no matter who”: remember that one, you fucking harpies?

Naw, he was just jonesing for a community-theater Tony Award.

Oh, shut up, you dumb borscht stain.