I've been married 2 years and just now figured out what being in love feels like...

You seem very caught up with this idea of a "date". If this is because you've finally persuaded someone to go out with your insecure, overweight, hapless, lazy, insignificant, hairless body that you dare to think of as a man, congrats.

I fucking love the internet.

That's it, I'm changing my first name to Max..........oh yeah, and my last one to Power.

Congratulations! For using the words "there" and "their" correctly on the internet, you have won this magnificent trophy!

And like the Fiero became the platform for all the Ferrari clones, so the Taurus became the base for the individuals who dared to envision an alternate automotive history.

Since there is no way you could know whether I am fat or not (I'm not), I must assume that this is all an elaborate attempt at trolling, now you may go on your merry way chuckling to yourself about the job well done, and fuck yourself with your hairbrush.

But if nobody is sexist, the feminists will be out of work...

How much do I have to pay to keep those hideous LED's off my new Miata?

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE, CALM YOUR LIBERAL TITS, THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU.

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. CALM YOUR LIBERAL TITS.

Just a couple quick question: Why does it look just like the current one? And secondly, why does it have more tire clearance than a XJ Cherokee with a 4" lift?

THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE, MIRACULOUSLY GRABS HOLD OF A BIT OF HIS CLOTHING HALFWAY DOWN, BEFORE LANDING ON A MOTHERFUCKING FREEWAY, AND HE HAS THE BALLS TO JUST WALK AWAY? THIS MAKES ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. AM I EVEN LIVING?

Am I correct in assuming that the roof flips back onto the deck lid?

"Dad, why does my bed always smell like race fuel?"

I got my wife a car for Christmas, I'm ashamed to say that it was a Lexus too.

A personal favorite of mine.

Considering that the Furai is dead, literally, they better build a working example of this.

No? Not gonna happen? Ok cool, if you need me I'll be in this corner sobbing my eyes out.

Could they? Probably not. Should they? Absolutely.