Turns out, Gruden’s been getting up at 4:00am just to go take a nap in his tanning booth.

I’m an Astros fan. And Bregman is a dick, but he’s OUR dick.

Is this really surprising to anyone? They’re a major shoe corporation that saw an opportunity and took it. Had Kaep been signed to Adidas, they would have done it too.

“Twelve years ago, I received no such feedback; in fact, it was the opposite—all those +1s. I was allowed and encouraged to be cruel, and so I was.”

And, as Albert later pointed out, the GOP fell in line once they figured they could get Trump to save them some money. It is only about owning the libs and giving more power and wealth to rich white dudes. That’s the policy of the party. 

I’d say it became clear when this buffoon, who had taken steaming shits on every single major Republican power player, had them all telling him how damn tasty his shit was after he won.

“the SEC is too liberal" is a hell of a take there Hugh 

Counterpoint: they’re nowhere close to the playoffs. Why risk it?

Yeah, I can't hate on this. I get jealous when I see baseball played internationally in front of raucous crowds, yet every game here aside from a select few feels like a WWE crowd watching the 23rd match between Dolph Ziggler and Seth Rollins

I stand by my previous allegations.

This guy has to be the least sympathetic public figure who has ever dealt with depression.

It always amazes me how sports teams in America shun time-tested great logo designs for new bland, corporate-think-tank garbage over and over again. 

Broncos don’t get enough heat for how AWFUL their logo is. Looks like an emoji from a Chinese iPhone knock off.

What’s it like?  Great sex, I mean. 

Translation: we didn’t get an offer good enough.

I love Dez. I hope he burns down the whole Cowboys organization. 

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

That LaVine contract is nuts. Who? Seriously? Who? This drops into “C’mon, dude” territory. Butler is taking a risk, but in the face of one of the guys who got swapped for you casing the fuck in relative to his talent? This is totally justified.

notice how these meetings never happen in, say, *Memphis* for example

Don’t get too friendly with Keith, Hannah. He might ask you to help him move.