Can you believe that just a few seasons ago, you very nearly landed Melo, instead?

No I’m a heat fan, can relate

Earn your pinstripes! Grossly over pay for an undersized apartment and spend 14 dollars on a pack of cigarettes!

Thibs needs to be called out for being an awful defensive coach even though he was brought in for being a “defensive guru” that has now produced one of the worst defensive teams in the league for two years that is terrible at defending at large (3rd highest defensive rating) and especially suck at defending shots (4th…

a toddler in the locker room randomly pressing buttons

That’s some mealy-mouthed bullshit right there. “What’s the plan going forward?” Might as well ask him “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”

At this point, sports fans in DC should basically tune out of basketball and hockey when we reach April. Following the Wizards and Caps in the playoffs, not to mention the Nats in the fall, is a more brutal, protracted punishment than what Sleeping Beauty gets in those Anne Rice eroticas.

Remember the time when people used to bitch about Deadspin being too New York City focused? I do.

Good point, but the past no longer exists and I can only consider the future.

I’m really surprised Michigan State isn’t right up there with Penn State on the “Should be nuked” leaderboard. Guys, what they’ve done is horrific.