But did the Eagles fans do anything else that was super drunk and obnoxious and would make us say that’s sooo Philly!

I’m trying to understand how someone makes it to the majors as a catcher when he’s really bad at catching the baseball. Is this just a mental thing that popped up recently - like Knoblauch forgetting how to throw?

Right? I mean the Angels are going to be terrible and unwatchable next year unlike this year. UGH.

Are those alternate uniforms or are those their main uniforms now? Because those unis are cool as hell and the Padres should have never ditched the brown color scheme.

THIS Guy. Or wait, maybe that guy?

I honestly can’t tell anymore if Tom Ley is doing a parody of the ESPN-level hyping of certain players or if he’s being for real

I was going to say, does any team really have a ‘home field advantage’ in baseball? Do visiting teams get totally thrown off their game by a bunch of fans sitting on their asses all game staring staring at their phones or talking to their friends/partners about things that have nothing to do with the game?

It’s interesting to me to talk to younger liberals (MILLENNIALS) who are too young to remember how unbelievably hopeless, depressing, terrible living through the George W. Bush administration was. You actually had competent, evil fucks in that White House instead of a bunch of bumbling fools like Trump’s. So it’s not…

Dysfunctional Viper Pit also happened to be the name of Slash’s high school garage band

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams.

even as the newsroom within which that desk is situated goes to war with its cartoon plutocrat owner

I think Big Stretching has also convinced a lot of people that stretching is the only exercise they need to lose weight as long as they also smother everything in coconut oil as well

The lessons here are that boys can have ponytails and girls can be good at sports even if they don’t go viral. The bigger lesson is that four-year-olds shouldn’t have six-packs.

He’s like Jahlil Okafor mixed with Jabari Parker and some splashes of Justice Winslow and Austin Rivers. I’m intrigued.

And I maintain this remains the only acceptable outfit for a head football coach

But that’s why America has the best military in the world. Credit goes to the football coaches of this great country

I also feel like sitting in front of a panoramic pic of Fenway Park subconsciously makes a lot of people unsympathetic toward him

This is all true, but now that Tom Brady is 52 years old and nearing retirement, wouldn’t it be at least kind of satisfying to see Jimmy G. be awesome for years to come while the Pats are stuck in quarterback purgatory post-Brady?

While The Ohio State University has never contacted Ms. Smith to discuss these allegations, she will fully cooperate with the university’s current investigation.

Since Barry is a Yankees fan I tend to think he’s trying to throw a little hex on your beloved Red Sox by declaring the race over already