There’s no reason why this should not be their regular helmets. The old logo with the dark blue and you’ve got arguably the best looking helmet in the NFL

It’s like watching Tim Tebow fling a football to Aaron Hernandez in the end zone on a majestic Saturday afternoon

Translation: The Dodgers didn’t make a good enough offer.

Harbaugh has also said that Soy Milk making its way into the human population is to blame for 9/11

I love Dez now that he’s burning down the whole Cowboys organization

Can we just agree that he’s PROBLEMATIC enough for a long think piece?

Cole Hamels sweepstakes

As an Astros fan I didn’t actually believe they were going to win the World Series last year until there were two outs in the bottom of the 9th. And even then I was nervous because Houston.

With their home stadium being torn down and turned into luxury condos for tech bros before the season is even over

Among Fedora’s taurine-scented crackpottery was the claim that if we cannot even “recognize” football 10 years from now, “our country goes down, too”; that an unnamed three-star general told him America has the greatest military in the world because our troops play football; and that he thinks “what the game…

I love how Republicans control the Supreme Court, the White House, the Senate, the House and the majority of state legislatures and somehow they are still mad at the world and feel as though their ‘way of life’ is under attack. There are two explanations here: 1.) They are snowflakes who are too sensitive for modern…

The Los Angeles Clippers

Outside of Wilt Chamberlin, Paul Pierce and (maybe) Joel Embid, I’m starting to think Kansas may not be a hot bed for star NBA players. Ben McLemore, Andrew Wiggins, Josh Jackson, Thomas Robinson, the Morris twins? Did people expect much of the Morris twins? Anyway, the recent history has been kinda bleak. Oh right,…

He’s also 72 years old and still has not learned how to properly wear a tie. This man is representing America on the global stage dressed like a 7 year old trying to ‘dress grownup’ on Halloween

8.3

Zach Lavine won back-to-back slam dunk contests in 2015-16. What more does the man have to do to deserve a max contract??

It’s much better than another blog post about the Angels, a team so boring not even Mike Trout can make people give a fuck

One of the most meaningless memorable home runs in playoff history. Since, you know, the Astros won game 7 in St. Louis a couple of days later.

I feel like it’s almost inevitable that LeBron wastes no time beginning his dramatic decline now that he’s in LA because that’s what happens to the Lakers now. LeBron will now have all the nagging injuries he’s avoided his entire career. His 3 point percentage will go to shit. He will be a step slower on defense. We…

See, here’s the main problem facing NBA teams this offseason: Golden State is going to win the championship next year.