This is smart. Get rid of Melo and use the savings to finally pay Harden what he wants

It’s debatable. Did Woj mention whether or not the Warriors acquired Boogie’s ruptured Achilles heel as part of the deal?

I’m a Rockets fan and even if it means the Lakers getting LeBron, I would love to see the Kawhi trade actually happen just to see how badly the Spurs fuck the Lakers out of their future. I just don’t see how San Antonio doesn’t come up with the ultimate boss move and ends up the clear winner in all of this even as the…

And fuck anyone who’s still saying woke just in general. I hate those fucking people

This brings us back to his impossible-to-ignore forgiveness tour. Earlier this year, Heimlich was profiled by the gilded gatekeepers of the New York Times and SI, where he was given ample space to say he is not sorry and never did anything wrong. The girl’s mother’s adamant insistence that Heimlich did do the crime…

The most shocking thing about all of this is the fact that he and Craig James somehow didn’t get along

“Utah is on the clock and Grayson Allen is still available.”

You mean Vlad Jr., Shohei Ohtani and every other player Deadspin is hyping up right onto the DL with injuries because Deadspin is the new SI/Madden cover curse

I think the Deadspin commentariat might even have to grudgingly accept that maybe James Harden was right to think Kevin McHale was an asshat. This is why antiheroes are always better

She’s not going to send you a football telephone with your subscription to SI if that’s what you’re gunning for

Let’s stop pretending he won’t somehow end up on the Yankees or Red Sox and we’ll all be saying, wait actually he did deserve that shit!

Has Kawhi thought about playing for Golden State? Steve Kerr used to play for Pop so I don’t think it would be as difficult to play for the Warriors as it may seem on paper

Speaking of KD, I love how this seems to be a thing now where NBA players meet in NY to discuss their future - KD in the Hamptons and now Kawhi somewhere probably low key and blue collar like Sunnyside, Queens - but they don’t want to actually play in NY. NBA players are turning into the ultimate tourists: New York is…

Is Katie Holmes a basketblogger now?

Jeff Bezos grew up in Houston which means LeBron is definitely going to Houston. Also, Houston is the only team in the entire fucking league that showed any chance of beating Golden State. So there’s also that.

Finally some inside information we can take to the bank

AC Green just lost his virginity.