At least you get to watch the Twins play

Well, the Astros won their first World Series last year but as an Astros fan I can assure you Deadspin didn’t write 72 stories about it like they did with the Eagles and now the Caps. It was more like, Oh hey look the Astros won their first World Series. HARD STOP. The stories about fans drinking after a sports team…

I know absolutely nothing about hockey but one thing I can now be certain of is this Ovechkin fellow just earned himself an invite to the White House

When you consider the fact that Curry had an absolutely shit game, but Durant scored 43 and 14 so it’s no big deal - while LeBron had a triple double but he had an “off game” according to the broadcast crew it means the Cavs had zero chance this series. And it also explains why everyone calls KD the Warriors’ cheat…

“And while I’m here giving faint praise to a series that was totally revered and a series finale that got rave reviews, let me just also point out that I thought Nirvana had a few okay songs and Daniel Day Lewis has his moments in certain films.”

Yes, it actually can. You don’t have to be set which is what the refs should have known

Literally no one gets a charge call reversed against the best player in the world but the Warriors. (Remember when some people on Deadspin a few years ago started saying Steph Curry might be the best player in the NBA. Lol. Fucking hilarious)

If anyone should have the benefit of an injury to a star player it’s definitely the Warriors

Off topic but I feel like people forget that Steph started doing that shimmy as an homage to Mark Jackson when Jackson was his coach because that was Jackson’s move. Those of us old enough to remember when Jackson played remember how much you wanted to punch him in the face when he was doing that shimmy against your…

I’M NOT HELPING HIM MOVE!!

I kinda feel like there’s gotta be a competitive side of Kyrie that is low-key hoping Cleveland pulls this out so he can be like, ‘Wish i could have been there for you guys - we’ll be back stronger than ever next year!’ Because how awkward is this for him.

Duke is certainly annoying but do they really have a lot of alumni in media? Dukies seem more Wall Street/International relations types. Didn’t basically everyone in media graduate from Syracuse or Michigan?

Yes, yes, but James Harden dunking Draymond Green back into his mother’s womb was fun as fucking hell for all basketball fans

I want him to be the Cleveland Browns next starting quarterback!

Tiny Tim’s version is the version America needs in 2018

As a lifelong Rockets fan, I’m just really grateful for the Astros

So you’re a Warriors fan, basically.

And then he’ll end up drafting Mitch Trubisky instead