I’m not saying Cleveland is going to come back and win but it used to be that when a team won their first two home games the talk was always, “They took care of businesses and defended their home court” and “The series doesn’t start until a road team wins a game.” I’m not sure if it’s the Twitterization of sports or…

The Finals should just be the Warriors playing a scrimmage against their fans while they all talk about how beautiful they all are while they dribble around strung-out homeless people they’ve carried in off the streets of San Francisco

The ‘Stros and ‘Tics making plays tonight

I get why people keep saying this about the Celtics, but I mean Gordon Hayward play all of like 5 minutes for them this year? In that case they were pretty much missing him last year as well. Kyrie, fine. We know how much he meant to the team this year. But what if Gordon had a big drop off this year? Or was just okay…

“The Panthers are deeply committed to ensuring a safe, comfortable and diverse work environment where all individuals, regardless of sex, race, color, religion, gender, or sexual identity or orientation closeted homosexuality are treated fairly and equally.”

Laugh all you want but half these rich dudes will eventually declare themselves Marxists and start blogging for Splinter News

But did these young whippersnappees at least try to get the worst record? Because that’s all that really matters.

As a Rockets fan I can just take comfort in the fact that I will be leaving the country for two weeks this Saturday and the time zone difference is such that I won’t have to torture myself through watching another Rockets playoff ‘run’

For the record I actually enjoy watching the Warriors and I’ve always been a Durant fan since I grew up in a UT household and have always cheered for the Horns. But I mainly like the Warriors because I agree with the politics of their coach and their players. But I’ve been a Rockets fan since I was a young lad and…

*their

Yeah KD noticed that happened too which is why he joined them. That doesn’t mean he isn’t there best player in 2018.

Outside of Draymond kicking people in the balls that one year and the idea that KD took the easy way out (even though he’s the best player on the Warriors and they’d be more fucked without him than Curry and even though a lot of Warriors fans probably used to loathe him before he joined the Warriors), hasn’t it…

From the article:

Remember how back in the day teams would use a really high draft pick on a running back until everyone got smart and realized you can always just find a good running back in the later rounds and there’s no reason to waste a top 5 pick on a running back because that running back isn’t going to do much for you when the…

I would not be surprised if it’s a thing for privileged white young mento declare themselves a Marxist while attending a posh boarding school that their mom and dad are paying $43,500 for them to attend through the fruits of capitalism. God this is so fucking silly it hurts. It’s like Wes Anderson jacked himself off…

When James Harden became the first NBA player to ever notch a 60-point triple double this year the comments were basically that he shot too many free throws and probably that he traveled. I don’t care how much you dislike the guy, surely you can be impressed by that stat line if you actually like basketball and aren’t…

I grew up a Houston Oilers fan and can assure you it feels much longer than 15 years

Unless you’re Beyonce who is rich as fuck and can grow old someday if she wants, amirite comrades?

I think the problem is that there are roughly 17 teams in California and it’s hard to keep up with all of them.