Elon Musk’s idea of the future seems a little... dreary.

Don’t touch my fucking car with your car.

I don’t ride the D either. I don’t swing that way.

Considering the possibility that they don’t have sensor for detecting tall on-coming truck, they don’t have enough sensor.

Except that’s not how it works. When you can afford to drop $50k+ on a car, you are cognisant of what it took to get there, and how much it’ll cost if you’re careless all the time. Ergo, you are careful not to hit other cars.

Do the assholes who buy these things use their hands for anything?

How the hell did Tesla managed to screw this one up, they already have a billion sensors in their falcon doors, couldn’t they have placed a couple on the front door aswell?

I really don’t get this. What is the point? Is it that hard to open a car door? Have people with really weak arms demanded automatic driver doors?

I usually try and park next to a nicer car than mine because he probably wont ding me. I’ll be avoiding Teslas from now on!

I’m totally a non big city dweller myself, and no offense, but I’m at a total loss as to how pulling the emergency brake is the right answer for “We’re stuck in a car with a crazy woman about to erupt”. If nothing else, you want to go way the hell faster, not stop in place. It’s not like you can exit just anywhere…

Under no circumstances do a few harmless invertebrates constitute an “emergency.”

I just knew there was some ulterior motive to Alissa Walker’s attempts to make everyone only have the choice to use public transportation! Turns out is was all a scheme to get everyone to be captive audiences for her bug sales operation!

How can new yorkers be scared of bugs? Isnt the whole city basically infested with bugs all the time? Arent new yorkers themselves basically cockroaches skittering from building to building?

It wasn’t considered noteworthy.

Agreed

Don’t protect Ashley’s identity

Who still buys bugs on the train? Bug shopping is why the internet was invented

Random crazy person, physical violence, lots of bugs, some vomit, all trapped in a subway car together?

This is why I never ride the D. The D is just a huge painful inconvenience.

Looks like the little lady was put in timeout for having a bit too much to drink.