Who is even talking about abortion? We’re talking about women who need pap smears, mammograms, and other cancer screenings. If we were talking about abortion, your point wouldn’t matter because the Hyde amendment prevents any tax dollars from being spent on abortions.

I don’t believe in funding wars or a military. How can I stop my tax dollars going to that?

They haven’t paid for any abortions since 1977, dumbass.

Can you please stop calling it Whole Check? Please? That’s a Jezebel only joke and it’s terrible. PEople call it Whole Paycheck. Not Whole Check. Whole Check doesn’t even make sense and it makes me wince everytime I see it on this website.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

No, you don’t.

Right on Empire, wrong on Broad City.

Natasha is a uniquely unpleasant presence on Jezebel.

A group of us are meeting later at Starbucks to think up ways to link him to the El Chapo prison escape, if you’re interested.

Man, the endorphin rush that comes with reading such a righteously furious and intelligent post like this is wonderful.

Kylie knew exactly what she was doing. I’m not going to get too deep into it as I don’t like to do that on white websites, but all those Kardashian/Jenner girls know what they’re doing.

Let’s say we’re both walking down the street. I am a haphazard, reckless sort of person so I accidentally stomp on your foot while I’m walking. Maybe I break a toe or two. Does your foot hurt? Does the knowledge that I didn’t intend to step on your foot unbreak your toes? I was being careless, but I sincerely didn’t…

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

THAT EULOGY WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

Megan Faux?

“Hey, you’re black, right?”