Uneasy smiles and super wide eyes glancing everywhere!

That's the thing..it doesn't make enough! We have a pretty large thermal carafe, but even at max its good for one large to go thermos and maybe one large cup. I could drink a whole press to myself!

Same! Black french press is my jaaam. I'm deffo going to try this though, I think it might be the best way for me to ingest this seasonal joy.

I really wish they had showed audience reaction in the corner or something.

WHERE ARE KIMS NIPPLES???

Whaaaat. My costco has huge bags of fresh baby kale but I've never seen it frozen.. I'll have to look next time I go.

Oh my god chog! This I would drink without a doubt. Ha!

It was totally my skim reading that was to blame! Hilarious that rhymes with Ticks has rabid fans still tho

Haha it is THE nog, y'all.

Regular DP is nectar of the gods! I think I'm with you.. Something that thick isn't meant to be glugged! I can only handle small amounts and then I leave the rest to rot in the fridge.

Oh my god I must have this!

I am suuuper into coffee. Might give this a try! Something about DRINKING the nog.. I can only handle a few sips. Maybe I'll like it like this!

Maybe I'll try the almond this year since that's my non dairy go to. I'm just always so jealous of everyone's seasonal bev joy and want to partake!

When I first read this I thought you meant Simon Cowell. I was like wow really? Big dork?

I have never liked nog but when I went vegan I got super curious about all the vegnogs and bought them all. And hate them all. But I keep doing it every year. I get the soy nog, the coconut not, the other brand of soy nog, etc etc. I just really like the idea of it but don't really like the flavor? I dunno. Then it…

There's something extra wrong about it because it's usually happening with my boyfriend NEXT TO ME IN BED. I always feel like I have to confess, too.. BUT ITS NOT REAL!

I completely missed that part in your first post and now I can't stop laughing. Hopefully he is found and safe, but that is a pretty funny place to see a dudes picture and develop enough of a crush to dream about him.

I do this too.. It's funny because even IN the dream I feel SO guilty and KNOW I have a boyfriend, but I just go along with whatever sexy dream dude I happen upon!

I don't know why, but somehow I am never grossed or skeezed out by Drake, even when I read these stories about him at strip clubs. I kind of just imagine him blankly staring off, tossing bills, but still managing to not objectify these stripper ladies. It's probably my blurring of him and Jimmy, but still.

Yes! Young Tilda Swinton is perfect. I loved the sort of old Hollywood glam thing she was doing RIGHT BEFORE she chopped off her hair(which I also really liked at the time!) It seemed like she was gracefully announcing her arrival to womanhood.. And then everything took a turn!