The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, it was a complete accident and I legit cried. Then I made up a weird excuse and left. This was after YEARS of dating! I am super comfortable with him, but farting is just not a thing we openly do with each other.. Or anyone else. Cuz gross.

Haha no, I wish!

What's funny is my reaction was "REALLY? Hazel did that?" Because Hazel was sweet but not exactly known for her smarts. Obviously they are not the same person. But I still want to call Drake Jimmy and ask about his wheelchair every time I see him, so.

Yes! The Sally Hansen ones are called "no more mistakes" haha! I usually do immediate clean up after every nail, while the polish is still wet, and clean up around the cuticles and sides of my fingernail. Looks so much neater! I have people ask me all the time if I get my nails done a lot/get gel manicures, and it's…

In the episode where Jess gets fired, her blonde boss is wearing real glasses.. You can tell because there is a slight glare! And Jess is just sitting there in her lense-less frames! Ha! I'll convince myself that's the reasoning and try to be less annoyed by it. That's hilarious about the windshield.

Practice! And also..get those Sally Hansen felt tip nail polish remover pens. Messy manis look so much better after clean up with those bad boys!

Why aren't there lenses in his glasses? This bugs me so bad. Even if they're not real, CLEAR lenses!! This is my biggest complaint about New Girl. There are no lenses in Jess' glasses.

I still read books, but usually order them on amazon and have them delivered to my house for free in two days. I think that's as big of a reason as ereaders and the like. Still, there's nothing like wandering the aisles and walking out with whatever caught my eye.

I literally said this exact same thing to my boyfriend after watching this. SLAM. BYEEEE

I know someone with twins.. Olivia and Sophia.

Oooh, my dad can't change oil. I mean, maybe he can, but it's not a skill I'm aware he has. I meant that I call him if I get a flat tire.. Which has happened several times..Usually when it's raining. Thanks, dad! I take my car to jiffy lube for oil changes, but I wish I had a gas station that did that!

I just call my dad.. *hangs head in shame*

Hawaiian breakfast would be Portuguese sausage, not spam. And I live in Utah but I'm not FROM Utah, and okay I have heard of this jello thing UGH. But funeral potatoes with corn flake topping.. That's the thing. Not the jello.

I loved this, thank you! It's definitely easy to dismiss Effie, sometimes I forget how much more there was to her.

Don't sass me, burrito! That's actually what I meant though.. What exact moment was happening in the clip! Afterwards I realized it was at the quarter quell name draw.

I looove asschers! We have shopped together, but you're right, theres almost none in store. Even the places that carry them online! It was actually kind of nice, though.. I've had the feeling that ECs are going to explode in popularity, and while I think they are definitely more popular lately, most people buy from a…

Why is Effie crying? I've read all of the books TWICE, but I cannot recall why she would be crying.

Peeta Peeta Peeta. I don't understand how anyone who has read all of the books can say Gale. Ugh.

Nonono.. I HAVE to know why you don't like BKF! I use it frequently on my stainless steel pots.. Tell me why!

Step cuts are the best cuts! And I know they are super pop with celebs, but I don't know a single person in real life who has one. My boyfriend and I are getting engaged soon, and he knows an EC is the only kind I want.