Actually, Charley might have the right idea. Jered Weaver is making $3 million this year to be useless on the mound.

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

After a cursory Google, I appreciate that reference.

Someone winning the mile and the 200 in the same meet, at the Olympic or Worlds level, is utterly ridiculous. That shit barely happens at DIII college championship meets, and Ledecky’s been able to do it consistently against the best in the world.

$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

BUT THEY DIDN’T PUT HIM IN THE SAME TANK AS A SHARK DISCOVERY IS A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD!!!

Holy moly. Deep pull.

It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

Read. The. Article.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

Racism? At an Indians game?

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

“What happened was we were a yard away from winning another Super Bowl.”

Tried Jersey Mikes once, was not a plesent expirence.

I’m starting to think public financing for stadiums/arenas - pro or college - are a bad idea. Thankfully, here in Detroit, the city is financially sound and the public schools are in great shape, so I’m not too concerned about giving a dead billionaire hundreds of millions of dollars for a new hockey arena.

Yeah, they were duped, but don’t you stand there and pretend like they took up valuable news time. This was the most exciting thing that’s happened to Eau Claire since I stopped to shit at their Wendy’s while driving to Minneapolis.

And how do we not know this isn’t another of their pranks? Did the Gizmodo Special Projects Unit investigate their claims thoroughly?

Nope, LaVar would be in a trash can if this were true.

Well, whatever the excuse, they need to pay him. Cousins is the best quarterback they’ve had there since Duck Williams.