Stick to sports.

Those aren’t the Knicks! That was Shaq shooting a free throw.

Amy, as a former CM for a fast-food brand, I feel for you. How much backlash did you receive from corporate by not following the messaging matrix? At my company, a more conservative brand, I would have been fired for this - but always wanted to do something like this. Note: username not related to former employer.

BUT WHAT IS HIS HOT TAKE ON KNEELING?

In Michigan:

This will probably be Nacho Man’s fondest sports memory and it involves the player on his team’s rival. This is what makes sports great. Jon Lester’s hot take does not.

Based on that video, there were a group of 45 guys at a bachelor party that weren’t swearing, being aggressive, or doing anything inappropriate even AFTER the venue tossed all of them out? Hmmm, if only there was a private investigator to get to the bottom of this.

Paul Perkins this season, 14 carries for 26 yards.

The Ilitch family is in line for another huge tax break. Detroit outlets reported that if this stadium leads to new development within x amount of years they get something like $77 million in breaks. Well, they are building a new corporate HQ for Little Caesars 2 blocks away. So when that opens in 1-2 years, they will…

But were the baseballs deflated?

A Matt McGloin started half the games for the Raiders 3 years ago and also played spot duty over the past three years. He’s actually an okay backup.

This team has endured 20 years of success with about 4 coaching changes and no drop off in performance. What other program can say that? Most teams don’t survive one coaching change.

“We probably won’t care anyway” - NCAA Infractions Committee

“The next code goes to the person who can guess my financial advisor’s favorite shirt from Brook’s Brothers” - Darren Rovell

A swing is exactly what you want with that pitch. He done good. Batter did better.

So you CAN drop kick him then?

+1 dead student.

“The coaches were allowed to rape though, right?” - Penn State administration.

This hits close to home. My first job was as a sports editor in a bumfuck town making $9.50 an hour (and this was in 2007). Only one person proofed my stories and I was in charge of going to the games, writing and laying out the stories. I quit after 6 weeks to make more money working at Potbelly.

Mr. I died.