This should serve as a reminder: let someone else draft Allen Robinson in fantasy football until the Jags have a new QB, or the rules of the game are changed to allow Robinson to catch the ball after 2-3 bounces.

What league have you been paying attention to? Visanthe Shiancoe is still the big dick.

“What’s wrong with making up shit as you go along?” - Manti Te’o

That WR list is disgusting. Anderson is a No. 3 WR at best. Same with Enunwa, and many of the other guys wouldn’t even be warm camp bodies. Myles White - seriously?

My favorite part of that highlight real was at about 2:15. There is a three play sequence that goes like this:

McDowell has always been an interesting person. He committed to Michigan State despite his mother telling him not to. She didn’t like the people he was surrounding himself with - and those he would be with on campus. Now he has some money, and an entire year to sit home. What could go wrong?

When Hackenberg left PSU they got better. Somehow the Jets still drafted him.

Poor Howie. It must be difficult to watch and talk about baseball for a living.

ALT HEADLINE: HUMAN HOT TAKE HAS POOR HOT TAKE

Just think, if Antonio Gates misses that one scrimmage, he might get injured a week earlier than usual and then the chargers will go 4-12 instead of 5-11 like they always do.

Is this even a hot take though?

$6 for an O’Douls? Matt Prater must have been there!

I know Chevy Truck month had hot deals, but this is a bit much.

Two key points from that story. The boat was named “Hakuna Matata” and Dele was previously named “Brian Williams” but thought it was too common and changed it.

This was so confusing to watch without reading. I thought everything was being done wrong, but had no idea because in Russia ball shoots you.

Maybe the divers will find Bison Dele.

More like Unlucky Whitehead. Amirite?

Not Joe Buck. He was in Mexico 15 years ago at a bachelorette party.

Don’t pretend you’re better than the rest of us.

“Boogotti Kasino has been suspended 2 games for Ezekial Elliot’s role in a recent bar fight”- Roger Goodell