Good christ this is such a stupid trend.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

God damnit Zeke stop getting yourself in trouble YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND HALF THE SEASON SUSPENDED AND THEN WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO GET MY FANTASY POINTS IN MY KEEPER LEAGUE?!?!?

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

+1 rhythmic slapping sound

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

Anyone know how much Penn State is cooperating with this? Because clearly, less cooperation = more truthful telling, and vice-versa.

But how will domestic violence be handled in 17776? Will there even be a punishment if the nanos protect anyone from injury?

Can you stop being dicks and ungrey me?

How do you get out of the grey mod zone when you comment? I know it’s there for spam/troll account reasons, but I don’t see a path out

Who’s gonna win the game of thrones?

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

I would watch soccer if it were like this all the time.

The case could be made that he wasn’t even top 10 in 2016

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

“I don’t remember much about the bachelorette party. Some red headed number. I could feel a white light coming from behind me with the sound of bagpipes and knew I had to get out of there. Finally the radio tells me ‘Sir, you need a car if you’re going to order from the drive thru.’ A nice person gave me a baked…

Jeb: Derek, I don’t know where to go from here. How did we get to this place?