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A professional wrestler in a high school gym in rural Kentucky is better informed than our president.

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

That twist at the end would make M Night Shyamalan proud. You might even call it a titty twister.

Fox Sports Board: Our numbers aren’t great on our website, we need to get them up to get more ad revenue.

... in the new entertainment district in the Woodward corridor that finally connects 2 already popular and growing areas, downtown and midtown. People who criticize that area usually haven’t been there in years.

This is the one who was playing against the Celtics in the playoffs this year.

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Armed with a YouTube video of their own, Michigan fans finally have hope that the Wolverines may yet win the recruiting battle against Florida Atlantic.

Jesus. Even his swim trunks are khakis

I hope “I worked at a gay bar” becomes the LGBQT equivalent of “I have a black friend.”

I always enjoy going to the happy bar from 4-5 PM on Fridays for gay hour.

I can relate as I once worked at a pansexual Kosher deli.

There was so much room for “Utah Jazz Hands” in there. What an idiot.

Well, he’ll always have the job at the gay bar to fall back on

This is fucking fantastic.

I’ve always understood it to be, turn left you’re fair game. Turn right and you’re safe back to first.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

It’s not. But we live in a time where you are supposed to tip 25% and never ask for anything that would require an employee extra work.

Am I the only one who thought Gomez’s path was totally normal? He hauled ass down the line to try to beat the throw. Then when he saw that the throw had sailed wide, he started to try to make the turn towards second, but he was of course a few steps past first already. Pretty normal, no?