Bobby Three Sticks has his hand on a dead-man’s switch, I’m almost certain of it. By that I mean: if anything should happen to Mueller’s role in this investigation, a shit-ton of sealed indictments will be unsealed. The AGs of NY will take up the criminal part of this investigation, and the clear trail of money…

Have people seen this? I can’t post tweets, but from the Washington post. The Latest: Trump considering Rick Perry to take over VA

As someone who grew up in small towns, they can go fuck themselves with that “moral decline” bullshit. Bunch of small-minded assholes.

Actually, Trump told Tillerson to eat a czar salad.

And then, casually, he moves from exploring space to building borders. He said the wall needs to be tough obstacle because border-crossers are, wait for it, .................“like professional mountain climbers”

Wasn’t there some international agreement (or at least some unspoken gentlemen’s agreement) that we wouldn’t militarize outer space?

We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”

“We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.”

We accrued some seriously bad karma somewhere....

Another day and I- like millions of Americans- wonder how in the hell this joke of a person is the president....

I’m right behind you on this!

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

I bet you anything that “the Trump regime being taken down by a vengeful porn star” won’t even crack the top ten weirdest moments of this entire shitshow once all is said and done.

Satire has left the building.

Razing Arizona

I am 100% certain that this dipshit - the ultimate legacy kid - will default on all these loans. And what they say is true: Women really do marry effete and dainty versions of their fathers.

Lol! A 2 second Google search shows us:

Thoughts and prayers

Pretty sure you wouldn’t like it if you were looking for a pediatrician and the top ten map results were anti-vax orgs pretending to be pediatricians.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady