I live in Maine so....no? I liked Prague better.

Caution: Pats fan here.

Kraft actually stated that this win was just as special as the first one in the 2001-2002 season that (paraphrasing) "took place during a very unique time in our country."

"Only 18?"

+1 can of Nightmare fuel

Some lucky 18-year-old girl will have the privilege tonight.

TL;DR version: Why I'm choosing not to watch the Super Bowl for the first time in 34 years.

Rolling Stone should really just stick to investigating rape cases music.

If you meant to type 2*(2x-1)13=x3+1, then the left side simplifies to 26*(2x-1) or 52x-26 = 3x+1. 49x = 27, x= 27/49 (~.551, not available on a touch-tone phone)

I'm so fucking glad I'm not watching this goddam game.

they remain in the possession of an independent ballkeeper, in this case Bears equipment manager Tony Medlin

They're not that subtle. Modern ED pill ads are an attractive middle-aged woman staring straight out at the audience talking about how it's not our fault if our penis doesn't work.

"Thank you for calling the NFL's crisis management hotline. Please carefully listen to the following menu: if you've witnessed the tampering or doctoring of an official NFL football, press 1. If you are an ex-NFL player and are currently experiencing debilitating health issues associated with head trauma, please enter…

Eternity is a long, long, long, long time

Jim Harbaugh had a new job lined up before he was even fired, while the 49ers took weeks to re-hire a bunch of people nobody else wanted. That should say it all, right?

"Halyard"! Great nautical pull in final quote.

For over a year people have been wanting to see their favorite guy succeed, and instead guys who are way less deserving are succeeding. That's the tl;dr version.

Roger's follies have honestly made it so I can't even watch football without thinking of all of the sport's inherent flaws and surrounding issues. So, in short, he has made me a more critical thinker about the game I love so much. I can't just turn my brain off and watch anymore.

As usual, Sherman was just blowing a lot of hot air. Thankfully, the Patriots' footballs were nowhere near the conference room at the time.