Guilty pleasure? Watch Miami Vice again, pure visual artistry, and one of his best films. Effing master class shit.

I will defend Miami Vice as a guilty pleasure. That said, Public Enemies was wretched.

Hackers only appeals to those in a very specific subset born between 1978-1985 who merely enjoyed masturbating to a young Angelina Jolie.

That's it. Quit making films about hackers. They all suck. If Michael Fucking Mann can't do it, it's time to declare the subject unfilmable.

If this was in service in any other nation, it would've been called corvette. After all, that's what it is, a smaller, less capable frigate for secondary duties.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

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He wasn't on my radar as a potential head coach for the Falcons

From the looks of it, his screaming-at-things form is pretty solid, so at least there will be some continuity with the previous coaching regime.

"Lookie, lookie, here comes a buffalo behind ya."

"Is this thing on? Because it's getting ready to be."

And with that, the game is afoot.

Bowles was said to have seriously impressed during his interview last Wednesday

First Jacksonville and then Oakland? Voluntarily?

Two-way radios pretty much made it impossible for bootleggers to outrun the cops. What this turn is good for is shaking off someone with ill-intent, a road-rage crazy or a creepy stalker after a pretty girl.

The rule that annoys me more than this is the "half yard line rule". In the NFL's mind, once the ball carrier's knee hits the ground the entire universe stops; even though he keeps falling toward the end zone. I also love how they always reviews those calls. "Don't worry about the dozens of holding calls we missed, we…

Yeah, trust me, I'm a Giants fan, and Beckham's grasp of the rules is tentative at best. Being able to catch a ball doesn't give you some sort of superior insight into the rules.

Another option would have been for the NFL to appoint someone who *isn't* conflicted up the wazoo and *doesn't* have a bunch of high-profile fuck ups on his record to run the investigation. Because that way if the investigator comes back with a report which entirely vindicates every self-serving action the league has…

Distracting Sex - can we get a little more definition on this? I'm hoping the sex is good enough to distract you from whatever else is going on. If you're still washing dishes, doing your taxes, etc... he's clearly doing it wrong.

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