I'd go with this

If you have to TL;DR your own post...

I joined the USMC right out of highschool. I have to explain this at least once every few months when copy-editing lmao.

haha, I almost went there but decided it wasn't worth nitpicking :P

This was actually quite interesting, thank you for taking the time to post this.

To people who honor the Marines, the name matters. I suspect you might be upset if someone called yer mum the wrong name, eh?

Admittedly, only if clarity of communication is important to you.

41? Damn grandpa, its 6 PM EDT, time for you to get off the internet box, almost time for Matlock.

Those were dark times they'll never understand.

The fact that the narrator claims he would find the Benshi narration annoying is the ultimate in irony, given how completely fucking annoying this clown is.

The engines in these are removable, prone to making strange noises, and get VERY expensive at around 16-22 years after manufacture...but on the plus side run on chocolate milk when found in this chassis.

my 1975 f250. takes about 40 minutes with 2 beer breaks.

Your 5 points are valid to the point of obvious, and even the 6th, if you read his article with a critical eye.

oh man, this hurts +1

I predict the mysterious message to contain the age-old words "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Question 17

Question 9

Sorry, Drew, but I don't care how well you did. I'm not going to trust someone who got handwriting lessons from Christy Brown.

About the only mercy they extend to you is that you're required to fill out only the first six letters of your last name and the first four letters of your first name.