“Intensify the forward batteries, I don’t want anything getting through!”

“Tower, this is Ghost Rider, requesting a fly-by.”

Yep, that’s why she always sails as part of a CVGB:

The first question every president asks when shit gets real is, “Where are the carriers?” That about sums up their importance.

Deuterium tankage transfer conduit. To make them go!

This is totally unrealistic. The Empire would never wast money on a safety rope!

Dammit, Jimmy! You know Frame 35 is low! You do this EVERY ... single ... time!

And the Ford’s, too!

This doesn’t match any of the ICS flags. Anyone know what it symbolizes?

“The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.” — Gen. Jan Dodanna, in a briefing to Alliance pilots before the Battle of Yavin (0 BBY)

Personally, I think they should all be outfitted with caterpillar drives.

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

It’s not every day you can fuck both teams on one call. Would you give up a chance like that, honestly?

I have lost all faith in the NFL. That, and I’m currently listening to one guy yelling about Custom Fantasy ElvenCraft™ knives for only three easy payments of $29.99. I have no joy in my life, anymore.

“The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.” — Montgomery Scott, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

What’s the weirest/creepiest sister blog in the Gawker-verse? I’m going with Black Bag. (“The walls ... the walls are talking to us!”)

A more-qualified Marvin:

What? No more BCGs?

One of these is less parallel than the other ...