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Tachi-Tekmo
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Single best way to make a Steelers fan go apoplectic? Walk up to him and whisper, “Thirteen, bitch,” then walk away.

[S]o how about you put the keyboard down and get back to taking the truck nutz off and getting the plow ready to be put back on the front of your 1994 Silverado.

Sweetie, never, ever, ever, EVER, use your own money—no matter how trivial the cost or how much you want to provide a good impression—to “cover” a customer’s order! Also, if it’s not your job, don’t bother with it. You’re just causing yourself more grief than it’s worth (especially with douchebag managers who have no

Well, at least we know HM’s Navy is replete with Duct tape ...

Yep, get my daily dose of Ask Vic, too. Has really helped me gain “perspective,” as Vic likes to say. BZ!

Yep, you hit the nail on the head, xMRNUTTYx, Bears fan, or not! (Full disclosure, myself: Green Bay season-ticket holder, here.) Basically, McCarthy looked down the barrel and blinked, both times. To fully mix my metaphors, here, the Big Dance is on the line, and you’ve gotta go all in. You just can’t pull your

GOD-DAMNED AMEN.

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“Alert One, this is Eagle One. You’re cleared to fire; splash the Zeroes! I say again, splash the Zeroes!”

Not specifically with Death 11 (S/N 88-0329, Spirit of Missouri) and Death 12 (S/N 82-1068, Spirit of New York), respectively (part of 509 BW), during their trans-Atlantic passage from Whiteman AFB, Missouri, to RAF Fairford, Gloucestershire.

STEP 1: Deploy B-52 Stratofortress; “Hey, Dave. You really should knock it off.”

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Fair point!

Haha! Well done, sir. I will tip my hat to you, on that one. Touché.

It’s more like “shit in the bed, and now we’re going to roll around in it because we’re too fucking stupid to just clean the fucking bed!” Ooh, I better not even get started on the whole F-35 debacle ... :\

That’s where the R2 unit goes ... (You think I’m joking, but just wait!) :P

“Pointy end this way!” →

I’m not playing Space Invaders on my HUD ... I’m not playing Space Invaders on my HUD ... Nuthin’ to see here ...