So lemme get this straight. The Commonwealth of Virginia equates "reckless driving" to be the same as domestic abuse, battery, sexual assault, and animal cruelty?

I made friends with one inmate who was about my age. He was an artist, and had a chess set he made out of loose pieces of paper. We played a few games together. He was a heroin addict. I gave him the white thermal sweater I brought in with me when I left. In for a seven month sentence, I figured he needed it more than…

Wow, a Gawker Media article that is thoughtful, scientific, educational, and not overly sensational. Are you sure you're writing for the right company, Matt?

I'd put Peanut Butter Jelly Time above Johnny Football Time, too.

Damn. And I got all excited there, for a sec.

Thank you, Tim! As an admittedly amateur saxophonist (bari), I grew up idolizing Keys, Doc Kupka, and LeRoi Moore. They defined the "sound" the fascinated me and captured my imagination. Sad that I mentioned it to friends, and they were all, "Bobby who?"

Goomba: Mario ... Mario, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Mario. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have ... to come ... down HERE!

Ubisoft releasing a bug-riddled AC installment? You don't say!

God, I love being Happy Single Uncle. No, I don't own a Trans-Am (though I wish I did).

Look at the referee's face. HE even can't believe this. He's doing everything he can to keep from laughing out loud on national television!

"... It's my turn to run the Pacino!"

If you own a brewery, your job is to sell an intoxicant for a profit. [...] I love breweries and hope they all live forever, but I have great disdain for the part of the Movement that thinks it's appropriate for a well established and wildly successful capitalist venture to crowd-fund their brewery expansion, for…

Is it just me, or did the game clock just wigg out, too?

Yes. This dog is cooler than you (and he knows it, too).

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Rikk Wilde?! With two K's?!! How is this guy not in a Quiet Riot cover band?!!

Rams at Chiefs:

Of course, this is unsubstantiated rumor, but I think "John's" comments are particularly illuminating:

Domino's pizza? Not so much. But their stuffed cheesy bread? Let's get it on, baby ...