You can also experience the same symptoms by eating Skyline "chili."

The Beard approves.

Heidi Game II?

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Yeah, me too. Doing a little digging, it looks like he's now writing for Nate Silver's FiveThiryEight Sports blog. His last Deadspin post was back on August 14.

I know I've used this before, but it bears repeating:

I guess Rueben's not doing Which TV Market's Getting Screwed Today? anymore?

I ... I don't think a head is supposed to move that way. :\

Just because of the passion the Mexicans have for the sport, I think they should win! And that Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Under that same cold tap, grip the damn stupid mussel-beard like it is the flapping tail-end of Life and the mussel is devouring it before your very eyes, and yank it free! Hold it aloft, that all might behold the mighty hero who snatched Life back from the abyss! Roar to the heavens:

While I do understand that companies want a qualitative means of "previewing" a potential hire's personality, I think this goes beyond douchetastic. If a glass of water is offered to me, I will politely decline it. If the interviewer puts it in front of me (without offering it to me, or me requesting it), I have no…

Fitting, perhaps:

This; this may be the thing to get me back into the AC fold. Especially after the last mediocre outing, Black Flag.

Ol' Frank agrees:

Here are the two things YOU wrote:

That's all you've got? After the warm, get-to-know-you-fuck of our back and forth, you're gonna leave it on that weak-sauce, man? C'mon, I know you've got better than that!

Haha! See, you admit your own ignorance. I've read your stuff, though. Anything you don't like is "hipsters, jingoists," and so on. Fine. And how do you know I'm a Redskins fan, anyway? So, in your world, writing an article about a team automatically makes me a fan of that team? OMG, I must be a Blackhawks fan, now!…

I think so, in this case. Apparently, since he disagrees with me (and hasn't read all the way through my original article, where I totally support changing the Redskins' name, and that I support the Washington Warriors name, instead), I'm now a Hipster. I don't even have a beard, a single-speed bike, or wear plaid!

Haha! "Furiously back pedaling"! Wait! Let me get my popcorn! I've got to see how you justify me disagreeing with you, me pointing it out (as well as you making a snap judgement about me, which I still haven't done to you), and now you feeling compelled to defend your ridiculous notion, in the first place.