Did you even read the article? And check your rage, man. I never called you any names, and yet you immediately make an assumption about my lifestyle with a snarky "hipsters" cat-call.

Thank you, that's the exact same point I made, the other day, here:

Amen, Drew. I remember my first, in 2004. I'm a Midwest Wisconsin boy, at the time living in Seattle, but working in the NYC area (yeah, I know ... don't ask). I'd never been east or north of Pennsylvania in my live, and here I am, 22 years old, dropped smack dab in the middle of Staten Island, working at the…

Well, Drew, he got you, there. That said, excellent (and highly entertaining) article.

This is what I'd imagine the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive looking like ...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Look, I get it. NFL head coaches aren't required to be "warm and fuzzy." But Jesus ... at least try and be a decent human being. If you hate press conferences that much, Bill, then just send some other lackey out there.

I got my first Shure SM58 twenty years ago, for a Christmas present. My uncle, a professional session drummer, had an extra mic, and just ... gave it to me. At the time, I was trying to record myself playing my bari sax (yeah, I know ... wrong mic, and waaaay overkill, but I was young and dumb), so I was just…

As an automotive diesel technician, I actually have to side with the dealership, on this one. Trust me, after working for several dealerships (Ford, GM, VW, and now, an independent) and seeing how they go to great lengths to screw over non-warranty customers (seriously, DO NOT take your vehicle to a dealership if it…

Too MANY energy DRINKS.

Right on, WAHM. Yes, Geometry was actually fun, as I could see how the shapes and angles worked together, or solve the word problems, as well. I've found that the subtractive method works well, even if it's not always practical. Very large numbers, well ... I'll still pull out the ol' calculator.

"Mental hyper threading," I love it! Yes, this is me, exactly! I'd do the exact same thing, book-wise, too! I have to have at least 2-3 "projects" going at one time, switching between them every 20 minutes or so, or I'll go nuts. There is no way I could spend an hour straight on one thing, God forbid!

You are describing my routine, as well. ESPECIALLY my truck keys. If it's not a.) on the hook, or b.) on my dresser, I might as well walk — I'll never find them! (Of course, I'm exaggerating, here, but you get the drift.)

This ... THIS to infinity!

TL;DR — ADHD makes you "rewire" your brain, and appreciate things different from "normals."

Yeah, but can you do a barrel roll?

One QUARTER of my fare, PLUS taxes? No thanks, I can get compensation myself, just fine. Plus, it only works if you have an EU/UK connection.

In reality, MLS is still a second-tier product, full of dull play and even less compelling players, with a top-down league ownership structure that neuters real competition and an obnoxious, proselytizing hardcore fanbase.

That's my local station! Oi vey!

Like most new Euro/Australian sedans, the batteries are in the trunk. Even in this case, it wasn't the starting wet-cell Pb-acid battery that went to pot, here. As with most pace cars, the trunk is heavily modified to contain the extra, separate battery system for strobe and warning lights. More often than not, these…