You've just given the names of my chickens.

Still requires Facebook to vote; still not joining Facebook.

Yeah, that's what I was wondering. The summary here (haven't read the linked article yet) indicates that he hasn't had a valid license in 40 years — not that he's been driving all that time.

Oh yeah, work from home for nearly twice as much money.

Well, unfortunately I don't work there anymore, and the company "merged" with (read: was taken over by) their main competitor shortly after I left, and that company has a reputation for being not as cool for that sort of stuff.

Same here, on honeymoon, but I'm 8 years at this job so far. Best. (Work) Honeymoon. Ever.

You need to check out Spirit Level's GT Racer series. Start with "Shaken And Stirred."

I'm not a drinker (ever since working at a beer and wine distributor here in Portland, OR — side note, there are 3 types of employees there: alcoholic, never touch the stuff, and new employee who hasn't fallen into one category or the other), but I dig Rogue's XS Russian Imperial Stout.

Insert "T DJ" by Freezepop here (sorry, couldn't find a quality version on YouTube).

Fortunately, that news station (KATU) has a great reputation for helping out folks in these situations. They have a segment called "KATU Problem Solvers" which takes on these things. It makes for good news and goodwill for the station, and the consumer gets what's due to boot.

Nah, I heard he wanted to move the company to a (only very slightly) different direction.

Combination of debt and well-to-do parents.

Anyone interested in airships definitely needs to read Kenneth Oppel's Matt Cruse series, by name "Airborn", "Skybreaker", and "Starclimber".

Dude needs some outriggers.

He most likely did, and was probably on the brakes. Trains, though, can take hundreds, even thousands of feet to stop. Sometimes as long as a mile, if I understand correctly.

Exactly what I thought. I've made dozens of cities throughout the last decade plus where this is the norm in at least one spot...

Yeah, so the Washington drivers can camp in the left lane while pacing the car next to them, right?

This is why I use Chrome with the Flashblock and Adblock add-ins. The only videos that play on websites are the ones I intentionally click on. And I don't even see most of the annoying ads.

So, the course workers get safety vests, but the competitors don't need helmets? Sweet.

The Masked Marauder strikes again! How long will this fair-weather fiend, the Masked Marauder, be allowed to roam at will?!