He wrote the fucking Travel Ban at the age of 31. That is not a goddamn joke.

I feel like there has to be a direct correlation between how much hate a person has inside them and how it ages them faster in the outside.

33-year-old architect of the Muslim ban 

Your real name is Robert! Beto is a nickname!

I’m so fucking excited to vote for him I can hardly stand it. I was skeptical of his odds, but more and more it seems possible. The enthusiasm for him here in Texas is beyond anything I’ve seen. And the challenge for him isn’t converting Republicans to Democrats- it’s converting non-voters to voters. The enthusiasm…

side hug, like a Duggar

Is Beto a Mexican nickname? **insert confused face gif**

Y’all, I have, like, a teenage girl crush on Beto O’Rourke. We hugged once (well, side hug, like a Duggar) and I swear I got butterflies. He’s very, very handsome.

At some point the naysaying becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. I hope you are doing something affirmative (volunteering, donating) rather than lament about how the fight looks hard. Hard fights are worth fighting. People said similar things about Doug Jones and Conor Lamb.

I live in California, but I made a contribution last week after his kick ass response to the question regarding his feelings about taking a knee. I want him to win so badly. 

Even if you don’t live in Texas, everyone please send Beto’s campaign $5. It’s worth skipping a latte or a meal to get the zodiac killer voted out of office.

Those levels are known to affect overall GOATness performance. 

The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.

I loved the outfit, and loved her twirls after she won the match. So great. 

Whew, finally a white guy catches a break.

This is so fucking irritating to me. The fact that he didn’t even MENTION what he did enrages me. People (men) tie themselves into knots saying “IS THERE NO ROOM FOR REDEMPTION?” and “HE LEARNED HIS LESSON” but sorry, that’s total bullshit. If he learned his lesson he wouldn’t be trying to slime his way quietly back…

I was watching CNN when they talked about this story. The broadcaster had a jubilant tone, as if Louis C.K. had returned from the hospital after recovering from a terminal illness and not sexually assaulting women. 

Imagine sitting there, having a cocktail, enjoying your evening. Then suddenly THIS GUY. You have got to be kidding me. 

Cool, cool, now we know Noam Dworman is fine with running a hostile workplace that employs a known predator.

Those are all good calls.