Yes, I do not generally like breakfast foods for breakfast. I love an egg salad sandwich or a tuna salad sandwich for breakfast. Something fast that you can slap between two slices of bread. A “breakfast dinner” can be more fully enjoyed and more indulgent — waffles or pancakes, fried eggs or papas bravas, hash…

THIS is why the “Just send all poor people to college!” plan doesn’t make any sense as a wage-gap-reducing proposition. 

I should’ve saved the entire text from the job ad I read a couple of weeks ago.  Minimum requirements: a Master degree and 12+ years experience.  Salary will be $38,000/year.  Fuck this world.

I LOVE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER.

Honestly, it started simply enough.

His first child is dead. The child he he didn’t want to support, by a woman he didn’t want to support in her pregnancy, and wanted to toss away and never think about again. That child?

Protecting a father’s right to be a father?! He didn’t want the baby! He wanted it to be adopted! If he’d said he would bring the baby up, maybe she’d have continued with the pregnancy. But he didn’t because it would have affected his life, his future, his career prospects.

I’ve taken pretty much any non-soup leftover in to work at some point as breakfast.

I’ve made pesto and brie/smoked gouda sandwiches that are fantastic for breakfast.

No child of his died. A potential child never came to be because a fetus was eliminated. A bundle of cells. He didn’t even want to raise the kid, just wanted to force the woman to give birth to it. Also: she? He did not and could not know the sex of the fetus. 

I CAN’T EVEN READ HIS TWEETS let alone listen to him speak! Over an hour? I would be digging through my purse for things to drive into my ear canals.

I teach public speaking, and I tell my students that if you can make people feel things, they will make decisions based on that. It’s the whole premise of commercials.

What am I missing?

This is midterm fuckery, plain and simple. They want vulnerable Democrats to vote against it so Republicans can then go lie to their constituents and say they want to use tax dollars to kill babies and also hate the troops because it involves Defense funding.

Menken said, “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.” Lincoln said, “You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.” Both were right, of course, which is how we got Trump, and even…

I’ve seen this in my office, we did panel interviews for a while on our mid level management hires.
There were a couple of interviews where myself and another executive nearly walked out because it was so bad, the owner and fourth exec on the panel loved the same interviewees.
The difference was that we were listening…

This exactly, every time he opens his mouth I think “what an idiot” and think to myself that people are actually buying into his bullshit and that we are so screwed as a nation, if this is the best we can do.

I’ll never, as long as I live, be able to understand how tens of millions of Americans can watch this and think, “yep, that’s my guy.”

Please, for your well being and ours, spend no more time trying to figure out what our Jackass In Chief is trying to say.

I saw this last night and.... he must have meant marinated, right?