Uhhh...isn’t that just a clump of frozen seaweed? Which, by the way, would probably be smelly. Am I missing something here? Is this like a blue dress/gold dress thing?

No head or eyes? Sounds like a plant to me. Could just be weird seaweed covered in anemone or something.

I, too, wish these were kinder times where all of us on the soccer team said FUCK YOU to the moms who brought orange slices for halftime snacks, while we all cheered for and wanted to sleepover at the house of the girl whose mom brought Dunkaroos.

There is this weird undercurrent of vigilantism/narcing in a lot of the posts. One was, “I think my neighbor on the corner of X and Y works at the DMV, but he is out doing yard work in the middle of the day. Shouldn’t he be working? Why are my tax dollars paying for this? Should I contact city hall?”

These discussions always center around how long the birth lasts and how likely he is to get back in time to catch the baby/cut the cord. As a woman pregnant with my first kid, my husband is my birth partner. We’re like, taking classes so he can coach me through and be supportive and advocate for me during labor. I…

Yup! And it gives her a “Remember how I let you see Pearl Jam?” to passive-aggressively throw at him. Not that I do that...

I would go if I was 36 weeks pregnant myself. Never miss a chance. Fenway would be a great trip. #GenX

Due dates don’t mean that much. It’s not like the baby can ONLY come on that day. Babies are born at 36 weeks all the time. They’re usually fine at 36 weeks, but like some commenters pointed out, the risk is small, but with a huge cost if something happens. How would he feel if the baby came early and something…

Right? Like who cares about being there for your wife when she is terrified and in pain as long as you’re there to just see the kid come out? Smdh

I have a lot of questions about how someone thinks they are getting from Fenway to Park Slope in an uber in 3-4 hours

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

Counterpoint: Compared to the flaming garbage I see on the rest of the internet every day this discussion struck me as downright charming, actually. These guys are far from “the worst” and in fact seem perfectly fine.

He’s going to pull shit like this the entire kids life.

I’m pretty sure this what black people think white people talk about all day.

It’s important to him that the people in his neighborhood know that he is the type of dude who has seen Pearl Jam 18 times.

I really enjoyed the comment about the waffle recipes.

This is what a server’s paycheck looks like (I kept it from way back in the day to remind myself). Notice that pay rate of $2.13 an hour and the net pay of $0.00? When servers say they live on tips, they mean it.

Toshihiro Kasahara, the guy credited with being the pioneer of teriyaki (Toshi’s), still has a restaurant in a nondescript strip mall 20 miles north of Seattle
in Mill Creek. His food is like 10 levels above all other teriyaki places I’ve ever had - steak done medium rare over perfectly steamed rice. 

That version may very well be a regional oddity, but it’s definitely not “what cheesesteaks are to Philadelphia and po’boys to New Orleans”. When “foreigners” hear Seattle, they, or at least I, think coffee and the fish market. I don’t think anyone outside Seattle would associate it with teriyaki chicken.