It legit took me forever to make a choice! Same with Selkie vs. Harpy and Dragon vs. Lady Gremlin!

That is definitely the cruelest bracket.

I cam here JUST to say that! A Satyr is not only a cooler creature but also a cooler word!

This is my snake hair choice thus far:

Satyr for Lyfe!!!!

Star for the phrase ‘goat-adjacent’.

That one hurt...but I ultimately went Gorgon because snake hair, bitches!

I fucking hate goats thanks to a terrible childhood  petting zoo experience.

It looks like the Satyr has pulled ahead. I feel like fairies have been the basis for a lot of trends for decades. It is time to try something new.

AGREED. Selkie vs. Harpy was a hard one for me too.

Anything goat-adjacent reminds me of the traffic jam I was in, caused by a herd of goats eating tar off a freshly repaired road. So, my vote was entirely based on personal associations.

Baba Yaga vs. Gorgon was painful, both deserve to make the Final Four.

Why why WHY is Fairy beating Satyr??? Which would you rather be, some fragile tiny woodland creature, or a horny stomparound getting wasted while they shred on the panpipes?

I know for a fact that major celebrities donate a lot of money without fan fare. The quieter they are the more they donate.

Am I the only one who evilly chuckles a little when men are minorly inconvenienced by the patriarchy? 2 men getting irritated that they can’t sit near a kids’ park without everyone giving them side eye made me snicker.

I only did it once, but IIRC, you call and make your donation using your credit card while talking to a regular person. Then they ask if you would like to donate an extra amount (maybe it was $25 more?) in order to talk to a celebrity. So you say yes and then you are put in a queue and a random celebrity picks up…

Thank you! I hope someone can explain... maybe they set up the calls with victims ahead of time? That would be nice.

I called twice and neither time got a celebrity - who is talking to them??? I never hear the stories of the people who actually got through to one of them.

Ok, I’m confused about the celebrity aspect. Are they actually taking donations bc they don’t have a computer to process anything. Or is it that the operator takes the donation and random people get a celeb to say thanks? Or is it all fake?

Have you ever called into one of these? wtf happens? Do you get to pretend to be friends for a minute or what? Seems so weird. Glad they raised a bunch of money.