The plan to solve the opioid crisis is already in motion: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III will go after marijuana users, especially the medicinal ones.

I for one am terrified that he will simply “stop”opium. As a chronic pain patient of many years, it is already humiliating and stressful to get and fill my low-level pain meds. I shudder to think what this moron’s “answer” might be...

don’t know about anyone else, but I’m certainly tired of how much winning America has been doing of late

And it occurred to me that this current situation has tainted just about every aspect of everything good about America.

Don’t forget about all the work that Southern dandy has put into reviving this failed program:

Is there a way he can personally benefit from doing so? Because if not, then no, he’s definitely not going to do shit.

Don’t forget he sued all those women that accused him of harassment, got rid of Washington insiders and Common Core standards, and launched an investigation into Chinese currency manipulation. 

Well we know Session’s plan would be to jail them all. Problem solved!

Let’s not forget that Jared Kushner solved Mideast peace.

All on his first day in office too!

Here’s a Trump administration official spouting some fresh bullshit about “cyclical hurricanes.”

“The opioid epidemic is an ongoing disaster that’s now reported to be killing around 142 Americans every day”

I couldn’t bring myself to see any 9/11 memorials, statements, speeches today from the Colostomy Bag In Chief nor Child of the Indiana Corn Pence because every fucking word from them is empty.

Isn’t Jared sorting out opioids?

Ahhhh, the “opioid epidemic.” White people get hand-wringing concern and insistence that the government help them.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m certainly tired of how much winning America has been doing of late.

Trump said he would stop the opioid crisis. For Trump, saying is the same as doing. QED, he’s met his obligations.

what makes you think he won’t?

Women just can’t handle the stress. It’s in their biology and stuff. There aren’t enough female attorneys interested in being attorneys. There aren’t enough good female attorneys.

Self-proclaimed lover of women Donald Trump has so far nominated 42 US attorneys across the country, and guess what. Only one of them is a woman.