If you don’t already know what’s going to happen you haven’t been paying attention. Danyareus and John Snow duke it out for the throne after her last dragon gets dead. Meanwhile, the little guy and the eunuch go around spinning tales and rumors of the White Walkers coming back. At this point the ships in the harbor…

Ser Jorah is Azor Azahi with the Tarly sword “heartsbane” thourgh Danenery’s heart, letting Jon Snow rule.

omg I had to look this dude up and found out that his name stands for “movement on dreams, stand under none” and I am fucking CACKLING. i hate everything

Hillary did much worse in 2008 to Obama, and 30% of Hillary voters voted for McCain vs 10% of Sanders voters for Trump. That’s all from exit polls data.

They got them at Hardhome Depot, of course.

reminds me of what they say of east st. Louis. The residents think everyone should be moved out and the place burned to the ground, the people that live NEAR the place think the first step is optional.

a 15 second ad for a short video clip just means I’m not going to watch that video or that ad, advertisers

“Yes! Yes, this is Tony Stank. You’re in the right place. Thank you for that!”

Don’t sleep on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.

No, seriously, don’t. They haven’t been cleaned in years. Who knows what’s in them? 

I can’t tell if that’s a slice of ham, or that dog’s tongue...

I am prepared to write my own article on the merits of fried eggs on burgers.

Nah. Nope. False. The egg, when done correctly, provides one extra umami layer on top of an already scrumptious meat base, landing texture-wise somewhere between meat and cheese, with a yolk that is just runny enough to add to the juice of the patty that provides the lubricant ferrying the perfect combination of…

The idea was to have Ichiro exit the field to a standing ovation from Japanese fans, but it took a few awkward beats for the crowd to realize what was going on

As much as Cohen’s testimony might jump start a bunch of investigations, I really wouldn’t put it past him to lie again in order to maintain a consistent narrative of being anti-Trump now. 

a rising tide does not lift all boats, however. Trickle-down economics is a lie. I am a business owner. Cut my taxes and I will just keep the difference. I will not hire 1 more person or give 1 raise. Know what makes hires and raises happen? Demand. From customers. With money. Who aren’t in desperation mode.

wages are flat for 50 years while productivity has skyrocketed. All the gains go to the ownership class. Your argument is either disingenuous or ignorant; it hardly matters which.

Yes, every state is a failed state. Do you really understand how the veteran sleeping under a bridge and the poor person working 3 part time jobs isn’t participating in your bullshit top 10%-only economy? Or do you have yours and just don’t give a fuck about anyone else? I suspect it’s both though you won’t admit to…

If you live in a society that doesn’t provide food, housing, healthcare, employment, and education to all who want them, you live in a failed state.

<prints out obituary, burns it to ash, snorts entire pile using a 2009 dollar bill>

I was thinking that too but oh well that’s how it’s always been