That's beautiful.

I think his point is that if you actually want to convince people to vaccinate, it's more useful to say, "Look, you're misinformed," and present them with actual statistics, than to say, "You're a fucking dumbass," even though that's extremely tempting.

I was all "Bitch riding a Transformer at the Super Bowl!!!" Well played Katy. Well played.

She's no Kesha, that's for damn sure.

Oh, I fucking loved those dopey sharks. I can't imagine a world in which this gif does not still reduce me to giggle-crying:

I didn't understand any of this and also get off my lawn.

Yeah. I'm a hater to the nth degree, but that lion was pretty badass. However, as one who is not too familiar with the music of today's youth, when I first heard the lyric that she was "the eye of the tiger" I shouted in my head "Well why are you riding a fucking lion then?!" before hearing the rest of the song that…

Yeah, she needs to ride in on a giant lion and spew fireworks everywhere just to be mildly interesting. As it was, after that I only looked up from my phone to watch Lenny and Missy.

i'm an anarchist and i don't think i'm very extreme

Too bad he had a regulated medical professional whose actions are overseen by a governing body administer his injection.

I dunno, it'd be a nice place to have an office, but there's one thing I've heard about the area. Oh, what is it again...

EAT THEM THEY ARE DELICIOUS!

Ugh. What a mess. Write a good will, everybody.

I so badly want to make a "Mary Duggar is a jack-rabbit?" type joke here but I can't come up with anything better than that. So.

There are developments in North Dakota?!

its rihanna's little brother!

Indeed, I'm much *more* skeptical of the pill supplements, because they're just another division OF "big pharma."

I need to know exactly how they styled her eyebrows for this video so I can do it every single day of my life.

Not sure but I love My Only One.

AHHHHHH IM DEAD