"The religion of peace."

Here is a sneezing cock.

I want to make this my profile pic on Facebook.

jesus fucking christ.

Gird your loins, males

Ok, I admit I laughed out loud at that pic.

Chip's head is so finely wedged up his ass I'm surprised any words emerge. What a world view.

this is the most important economic statement of our time

Uhm. I could have a thousand kit kats for what my computer cost but I still need my fucking computer to do my work every day (so I can buy kit kats).

One of the few criticisms/controversies of Selma was the portrayal of LBJ, not as a championing hero of the Civil Rights Movement but as a standard politician, reluctant to make waves and in need of qui pro quo. From the reaction, one would think he'd been portrayed as downright villainous. I'm almost certain the film…

BIDEN: You're articulate, bright and clean. And I'm going to make you the President.

Any question over whether or not the producers and directors behind black films are pressured into writing in white saviors should have ended after the Selma/LBJ controversy. White critics were pissed that the movie didn't make LBJ into a white savior despite the movie being based on recent history.

Seeing him acting as himself and speaking with his own accent makes me even more appreciative of how great he was in Selma. Actually, all the actors were fabulous, but hewas particularly impressive in how he captured King's speech patterns and conveyed both dignity and pathos with subtle facial expressions.

it will *always* be "fuck the Oscars". because fuck them.

Chelsea Peretti had a real great joke in her netflix special about how guy comedians make fun of girl comedians for talking about their periods. She said "if guys had periods, every other joke would start 'So I was BLEEDING FROM MY DICK!!!!!'"

Our church crowd would want to sit together, even though the Fire Marshal says we need aisle pathways.

i personally don't have very high standards for humor — or, i have juvenile standards for humor that accommodate contemptuousness and lots of south park — but i just genuinely do not understand how one single person could read this and think it was funny or clever, let alone ready for the new yorker

More wine? :)