Porter O'Dowd sounds like beer to me

Honestly, Rihanna bossing around Leonardo DiCaprio and finding him subpar is basically every sex dream I have ever had.

Thank you for this - I love it.

So true. Maybe that's what bothers me so much about Katy Perry... she's so insufferably generic while trying to be edgy. I would have preferred a Cyrus halftime show in a lot of ways. At least she's talented and you can tell she's actually enjoying herself.

That said though I was so happy to get the giant tiger…

Aside from what I thought was a generally lack luster performance - Perry's eyes struck me as being very devoid of soul. She had crazy eyes and it scared me.

field would have done them no good down by 4

So she's nine now?

Life imitates art.

Antonio Freeman 2.0 all for not

'And No One will Remember it'

I would go so far as to say that thinking Bush blew up the World Trade Center is now only the second least defensible idea Pete Carroll has ever had.

I just hope Deadspin does justice to this play call. Please don't let us down Deadspin.

Oh god, let me taste your misery. num num num num num num. I wish both teams could have lost though

Worst play call in NFL history?

You..uh...you okay, man? That's a lot of anger over a guy pretending a football was a poop.

I live in this neighborhood, a few blocks from this house, and yes. Yes that is true. (I'm not a swinger, and had never heard of them before the controversy, but I'm pro-sex, pro-privacy, pro-fun, natch.) I will say I was pleasantly surprised by the number of people who were willingly to publicly say, "Oh for god's…