The only alternative that I can think of is to save a step by not wearing pants at all. Not to belabour the point, but common decency.

But always remember to pull down your pants first. Manners!

To be fair, Hillary’s foreign policy will likely inch us closer to nuclear war as well.

True, but what is the solution? To only create art that no one - no mater how stupid they are - would interpret too literally?

Very well said.

What if it is one day proven - as some think it might be - that humans exist in a simulated universe, and that we are, at some fundamental level, code.

No, you dumbass, I’ve already voted for Hillary.

Donald Trump, a chunky puddle of dried up vomit that was scraped up off the sidewalk outside a strip club and then reanimated with the harvested souls of murdered puppies, is an especially odious asshole.

Dems don’t actually want to convince people that trickle-down doesn’t work because Dems have been practicing Reaganomics since the 80's.

Is there any actual evidence that Russia is behind the hacks? I’m npt saying that they aren’t, just that I haven’t seen any proof.

Also, everyone keeps saying that Russia is behind these hacks without offering any evidence that attests to that “fact”.

Yeah, I’m not criticizing her, just pointing out that they are both guilty of the same thing.

Scientology appeals to rich folks for some of the same reasons that Ayn Rand does, because both Scientology and Rand exalt wealth.

“But I did feel that it was a bit hypocritical that, even though they were hard done by, Sonics fans so eagerly championed taking another team in almost the same manner that they lost their beloved Sonics.”

It’s not stealing because no one is taking the team from its rightful owners against their will. Sure, it might be douchey, but it is not theft.

To be fair, both Big Sean and Naya Rivera seem happy to milk their break up.

I think you have a poor grasp of what “stealing” means.

True, Trump is objectively worse than HRC, but she still sucks on pretty much every issue outside of abortion and LGBT rights. I voted for Hillary by absentee ballot, but I had to hold my nose with a vise to do it.

True, but if the shoe was on the other foot, with hackers only releasing info that is damaging towards Trump, you wouldn’t be crying foul.

You’re Illinoisan, Kirk is Illannoyin’