I've seen the reaction videos...

move the books,

...or poop

Yes but who wants to buy a truckload of anchovies (and whatever it is that hot dogs are made of) and then wait around for however many years it takes to age them in a barrel?

It's not to keep people out, but to seal in the flavor.

OR, idea!, skip the filter and put oysters in your fish tank.

was meant as innocent humor. see? its counter-intuitive thus humorous.

was meant as innocent humor. see? its counter-intuitive thus humorous.

If you'll notice, the hammer is just leaning against some books.

What you said. That's like, positive racism, I guess?

Crop circles revealed!

I was just commenting for humor, but now that I think of it you could argue that the odyssey was hal's body, which he successfully killed multiple astronauts with. That's a good a robot as any.

T800-101 this is your father... why haven't you killed all humans yet?

okay, just... Show of hands. Everyone fess up and just watch it together.

Final cut. By no means do you watch the original theatrical version, that voiceover was never meant to be.

This brings me to tears... in the rain.

THIS JUST IN: SHOCKING SCANDAL ROCKS GIZMODO TO ITS FOUNDATION!!! STAY TUNED AS THE DETAILS EMERGE. BLADERUNNERGATE!!!!!

Film it!

It's one thing to have a funny idea, to go out and trick out a wheelbarrow AND humorously convince me how great your 'barrow is, but it's something else to skate a wheelbarrow and be soo fucking good at it.

We need an article ranking Transformers based on how fun they are to transform, and we need it like fifteen years ago, but now works because I still have transformers...