"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die..."

the shining, but the typewriter had an eagle on it.

Hold the presses, you're telling me my man here didn't get buried in sour cream n' onion? He must be rolling in is very round grave, which might also be rolling.

Its actually just a pile of dirt after years of sweeping it under the carpet, some brilliant lazy guy finally decided to call it "art".

i tried copy/pasting myself a small tokyo-3 once.

NONONONO(covers ears, closes eyes)LALALALALALALA I CAN UNSEE IF I WANT TO THIS DIDNT HAPPEN SPIDERS AREN'T JERKS LALALALALALALALALA

iPad 2: somehow more betterer than better can usually mean. Now is the time to completely lose your shit apple fans.

I don't use the facebook, but you guys know I love you. Like secret smoldering Finn - P.B. kinda love, or even Jake/Finn bromance-level feels.

No child should be exposed to court-magnitude levels of boring.

-Went to reunion tower in Dallas as a kid

Hey cable, looks like we've got ourselves some sweet, sweet leverage.

I like my videos to fill my screen, where am I gonna get my 16:9 (16:10?) fix on stock android when my 2013 goes obsolete?

This is how we'll deal with unwanted obsolete paper mediums in the future, and soon we'll just cut out the middleman and start burning trees as a precaution.

I read it just fine, it says leftboob-rightboob. whatever that means I haven't the foggiest but it sure sounds compelling.

You can take your phablets and selfies and burn in hell.

agreed

It's a win/lose, I hate the size and its gonna be a joke fitting it in my pocket but stock android with top priority updates, processing power, screen, camera, and possibly battery life are all gonna push me to buy it.

charge base/dock

Someone needs to convince me (or console me) on this aspect ratio.