(A llama once bit my sister.)

I was going to post that this weapon is kind of medieval, but damn if you are not correct: it killed its target, completed it mission, with no other damage aside from the actual car.

There are sometimes I am on Deadspin, and I think: “This is some shit writing”.

I was in Korea once for work, and the hotel had a large buffet of Asian, European, and English breakfast staples.

Not gonna lie, i am laughing at this harder than i should.

Golgo 13?

“Say goodnight, Gracie.”

We cant even have a 1 dollar coin with Sacajawea on it, because people prefer a piece of crumply paper. No WAY are we getting any coins with angles.

LOVED that issue. 

Came here for this.  Did not disappoint.

I will now try to invent “snot-bubble extreme diving”.

My girlfriend made a joke about “Kinky Boots-The Prequel”, so you will have company on the outside.

I don’t get Belichick’s anger. I mean, I really don’t get what ticked him off right there.

I trust that this is a spider, but from this angle it looks like an ant.

Ok, I am now waiting for the inevitable “Infinity Gauntlet” jokes...

I deplore your attempt to make fun of my New England accent, but will give you a star for the Rem Dawg comment :)....

Meh, the Light PPC might be too much heat.  I would swap for an ER laser, medium is possible.  SRM is a good call.

Wasnt there an SNL skit this past eason with Melissa McCarthy where they previewed a horror movie called The Cul De Sac?

I would rather see a Sgt. Rock movie, but that is me

Instead of “TTTIIIINNN RRRROOOOOOF...rusted” it should be “CCCHHHHEWWWWWBBBAACAAA...wookie”